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A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000

> and feels pretty good about the results.

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>> On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving,

> she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old

> do you think I am?"

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>> "About 32", the clerk replies.

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>> "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.

>>

>> A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and upon getting her

> order, asks the counter girl the same question.

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>> She replies, "I'd guess about 29."

>>

>> The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47."

>>

>> Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus

> home, she asks an old man the same question.

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>> He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I

> was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it

> requires you to let me put my hands up your blouse and feel your

> breasts. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."

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>> They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best

> of the woman, and she finally said, "What the hell, go ahead."

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>> The old man slips both hands up her blouse, under her bra, and begins to

> feel around.

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>> After a couple of minutes, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?"

>>

>> He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."

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>> Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?"

>>

>> The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

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