M13KYF Posted March 17, 2006 Posted March 17, 2006 > > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner > >with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to > >her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love > >for the first time. > > > >Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes > >a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. > > > >The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy > >everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the cash register, > >the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, > >10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he > >thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. > > > >That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his > >girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, > >come on in!" > > > >The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's > >parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his > >head. > > > >A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head > >down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, > >after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and > >whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." > > > >The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a > >pharmacist." > Quote
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