ianphampton Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 The Black Bra... 3 women are lunching... One is engaged, one is a mistress and 1 has been married for 20+ years.... Chatting about their relationships they decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then he swept me off my feet and we made love all night long". The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but started to tremble. He became so passionate and we had gorgeous sex all night". The married woman: "When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said:- " What's for dinner, Zorro?" 9 Quote
leonk Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Ian, unfortunately after 20 years, if I was met by my wife like that, alarm bells would ring immediately and would fear the worst....... I'd be thinking what's she bought, want to buy, or broken/crashed! Quote
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