monkfish

No Joke... I love to the see Scots fumbling around in the dark just like when they play football under floodlights

 

....like the amount of fumbling that went on at Twickenham on Saturday...

was wondering how long before someone bit

gnash....gnash.....

Nice one Sarnie! Enjoy yourself.

Write us a match report as soon as you can after the big day!!

PS... If you pussy-out on the follow-through, we'll disown you!!

PPS.. If you "follow-through" on the follow-through we'll also disown you!!

No Joke... I love to the see Scots fumbling around in the dark just like when they play football under floodlights

....like the amount of fumbling that went on at Twickenham on Saturday...

Very nice........

Hi folks, is there anyone out there with an ebay username of either deemart1 or pochaipill.?

 

Thanks

Andrew

There you go Andrew...... Ask an honest question and get a thread full of drivel.

That's why I like it here

Stephen, you forgot, its not an insult if you put a smilie next to it, it makes it totally okay to say whatever you want, as long as you wink, you c*ck sucker mutha f*cka!!!!!

Couldn't agree more, Bap, you goat-fondling sausage-jockey

Thanks guys made me smile....

 

I need it too. I've just spent 2hr 30mins stuck on the M1 at J15. Some lorry driver managed to mount the armco and the M1 had to be shut in both directions and I was stuck there. In the end they had to remove a section of the armco so we could all go back south to J14. I left central London at 5:30pm and got home at 1:30am....8 hours....

 

Whooops sorry off topic...don't ban me please...

Where's the pics with them fitted, Tim????

I'm definitely gonna do this Its my birthday very soon so gonna treat myself

 

 

 

 

Will finally show all you pussy's which is the fastest colour

 

Nice one Few guys in my office are mad for it, so we've been on the phone to the guy at Dunsfold. Next day he's got free is 20th November. We'd probably be looking at an early spring jaunt down saaaarf. The guy says that he prefers short notice booking, cos Top Gear have priority of the track/airfield, so they can come along at any time and demand the track for the day, which means the person with the booking on that day gets bumped.

 

My birthday is the 21st so heres hoping

Get it booked mate!!! And here's hoping Clarkson doesn't have the new Koenigseggggggggggggggggg to thrash on the 20th!!

I'm definitely gonna do this Its my birthday very soon so gonna treat myself

 

 

 

 

Will finally show all you pussy's which is the fastest colour

Nice one Few guys in my office are mad for it, so we've been on the phone to the guy at Dunsfold. Next day he's got free is 20th November. We'd probably be looking at an early spring jaunt down saaaarf. The guy says that he prefers short notice booking, cos Top Gear have priority of the track/airfield, so they can come along at any time and demand the track for the day, which means the person with the booking on that day gets bumped.

Monkfish

 

wouldn't waste your time looking for it if I were you - utter carp!

 

Piccies will follow when I get a chance - hardly been at home since I got her, and it's getting dirty rather fast so will need a wash before I take any piccies.

 

Dave

Checked out the Audiopilot function last night.

Verdict - Pish

Std burgers

Snob.

A mate of mine was with Elephant and the hassle he had cancelling his insurance with them was unbelievable!!

That blonde needs a good meal

 

Sausage perhaps ?

 

I was thinking meat and two veg

 

too petite a frame for the veg

Objection your honour!!

All she needs is a good portion of prime Scotch beef.

It's started to get a bit dark leaving work. Only have 10 miles to home, mainly on the motorway but noticed I got flashed a couple of times after I zipped past the traffic. Did the normal checks, fog lights, dash backlit so lights are on. Doh!

 

In my old car, it only backlit the dash when the lights are on, the Z is backlit all the time. I just been whizzing up the road in my BlackZ in stealth mode.

I sometimes do the same coming out of lit multi-storey car parks!!

I'd love to do that track day! Purely to thrash it around the Top Gear track. Just a shame it's so bloomin far away for me!!

Seems like an idea. Good gain for little dough.

Superchips quoted me £500 to take my S3 to 265bhp (from 225). Just never got round to doing it.

:bye:

Are you planning on getting REVO for the A3? Would get it a lot closer to the Zed

Ian - What's REVO?

ps please get rid of that massive white tax disc holder!

You guys never miss a trick!!

Good morning and welcome, Rob

We demand pictures of your vehicles

The deed is done (see sig)

The Zippy is dead...........Long Live the Zippy!!

Ahhhaaa! Yeah, it looks like a very low roof in there. Great pics though. The one that's dead-side-on looks like a pic from the 350Z sales brochure that I've got.

How did you get the shots from above and at roof level? Did you take a set of stepladders with you, or were you hanging from the ceiling, parkour styleee?

Very nice mate. Looking good!

The pics are very......."arty".