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  1. Staying friends just prolongs the agony. Understandably, it is hard to let go but staying friends seems like she's stringing both of you along and just keeping her options open.

     

    Give yourself some time to heal, if you can't bring yourself to delete her number then at least remove it from your phone…put it on a note and file it somewhere. If in a few months (or so) time you feel you can handle 'friends' then contact her to see how she is….never look back!

     

    The fact is that trust is long gone and even if she came back I could more or less guarantee it wouldn't be for long.

     

    Some very good advice in previous posts…..have another read and reap the experiences of others.

     

    Good luck fella :thumbs:

  2. I don't post too often but have to say that I am very impressed at the advice and the way everyone has responded. Top people :thumbs:

     

    We've all been there Dan and good luck. A few beers and the texts will flow again so the best thing you can do now is to delete all numbers and email address and move on.

  3. A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when

    another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever

    in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at

    the dog and asks why the dog

    is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and

    that the dog is a "Sniffing dog." His name is Sniffer and he's the best

    there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The

    plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this.

    He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and

    finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds.

    Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm..

    The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That woman is

    in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the

    authorities will apprehend her when we land." "Say, that's pretty neat"

    replies the first man.

    Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs

    about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and

    this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That man

    is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the

    police." "I like it!" says his seat mate. The agent then told Sniffer to

    "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,

    sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into

    the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man is

    really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a

    well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, "What's going

    on?"

     

    The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

  4. Bentley Forum

    - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

     

    BMW 3 Series Forum

    - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over? It ain't stolen. Innit?

     

    VW Beetle Forum

    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success.

     

    Yugo Forum

    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

     

    Lamborghini forum

    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH.

     

    MX5 forum

    - - - Some !!!!! in a Toyota Hilux just ran over my car.

     

    Hilux Forum

    - - - MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

     

    BMW 7 Series Forum

    - - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

     

    Rover 800 Forum

    - - - Problems parallel parking at the bingo.

     

    Range Rover Forum

    - - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

     

    Delorean Forum

    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

     

    Honda Accord Forum

    - - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap used 18-inch rims.

     

    Toyota Prius Forum

    - - - Do our cars use AAA’s or AA's?

     

    Ferrari Forum

    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

     

    Porsche Forum

    - - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car privately?

     

    Mini Forum

    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)

     

    AC Cobra Forum

    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?

     

    Hummer Forum

    - - - Had a fender bender today. 10 dead, 24 hurt. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.

     

    Subaru WRX Forum

    - - - I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you?

     

    Mondeo Forum

    - - - Mondeos are the best, prove me wrong!

     

    Chevy Pick Up Forum

    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of ma truck?

     

    Supra Forum

    - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

     

    Volvo Forum

    - - - What biker? I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, and I didn't mean to hit him.

     

    Golf GTI Forum

    - - - Do you feel bored at 125mph aswell??

     

    BMW X5 Forum.

    - - - 32'' Wheels delivered... Can't find tyres to put round them

     

    Maserati Forum.

    - - - I'll shoot the next person who asks which Vauxhall it is..

     

    The Alfa 166 Forum:

    - - - "What do you mean by residuals?"

     

    Ford Probe/Cougar forum :

    - - - Which phone-box are we having our next owners' meeting in?

     

    Nova Forum

    - wots best ecuse 4 no insrnce

     

    Clio Forum

    - - - Scooter overtook me need a VRS engine now

     

    Corsa Forum

    - - - Yeah but no but my cars better than yours

     

    McLaren F1 Forum

    - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

     

    F16 Forum

    - - - Nearly had a McLaren F1 today....honest.

  5. Torque :

     

    You wake up in the morning and part of your body is more 'awake' than the rest - seems more alert and ready to go...but before you can enjoy it, you have to pee. :ohmy:

     

    So you run off the to the bathroom and stand there at the toilet. But your Old Man, your Manhood, 'Junior' is pointing at the ceiling! That will never do.

     

    So what do you do?....you put both hands on your Big End and push down.

     

    And as you are pushing down on your Gear Knob, your heels lift off the floor - that's torque!

     

    :teeth::yahoo:

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