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BMW's or "Clitorises' " (every c*nts got one )

Open your pictures with Microsoft Paint, go to "image"

Select "stretch/Skew"

Type in the % you want to reduce it by.

Keep doing this till you have got the size you want, save it and then post:)

If you get it below 250kb in size, you will be able to post

That group buy is completed, as Val says - hold off, I believe something is soon to be happening on this front

Looks nice, good luck with the Z

Nice one mate - what about some piccies then

Thanks for the nice comments guys - I'm ecstatic

(but a little shell shocked!)

Hi all

Some of you knew that Amanda was expecting,

Well at 05:20am today I became a daddy for the first time

His name is Daniel and he is 6lb 13oz

Both Amanda and Daniel are doing well.

I am delighted.

Heres some pics of the stunningly handsome chap himself (and me too)

It went well on Saturday - he is now checking out insurance etc and says he is very interested. But then mine is well priced.

On another note, i'll accept £190 for the CAI, posted to you!

The listing has been removed - wish they would lock this *****r up

Yeah losing torque is cr*p compared to gaining power at the top end - not a good trade off; makes me wonder if Nissan just did it to inflate the Hp number?

Seems quite likely

Very nice Nick - I prefer your "Company Car"

Val, these are either for you, or the totty

 

u r just jealous coz you are married and you can't play

Just cos' you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu Val

Val, these are either for you, or the totty

No, it hasn't (IIRC)

Val, I find you a little bit scary - and you're starting to rub off on Dorian (oo-er-missus)

:confused: where do the lamborghinis come in to it?

Are they what the totty was waving at?

Why, was it parked behind you mate ?

he's selling his Z; has an ankle-biter on the way AFAIK

Very true mate, got someone coming to look at the Zed Saturday, if he buys, i'll direct him here

Dorian, Dorian, Dorian - you've just got no taste mate

Nightmare mate

Warranty replacement ?

For sale - fitted to my car for about 1800 miles.

Best quality brand new plugs, set of 6.

Top quality piece of kit - nuff said

Don't want to be a pain, but have you got any from inside the car, from the front?

where someone copies your number plate, puts it on their car, breaks the law and you get done