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    Subject: Irishman in a lift

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    A little Irishman gets into an lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

    The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown"

     

    The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him... The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"

    The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me... I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each... and my name is Turner Brown."

    The Irishman says: "Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said,"Turn around!"

     

    Te be sure dats a cracker.

    Man landed on the moon!

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    Explain......

     

    And if it's fake, explain how we're able to photograph the lunar buddy and other bits left behind, as well as reflect light off them from Earth using a laser :)

     

    Looks just like the Lunar Rover :snack:

     

    lunokhod_1_itself.jpg

     

    If you zoom in they left the key in the ignition.

    Man landed on the moon!

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    The Moon landing conspiracy theories claim that some or all elements of the Apollo program and the associated Moon landings were hoaxes staged by NASA and members of other organizations. Various groups and individuals have made such conspiracy claims since the mid-1970s. The most notable claim is that the six manned landings (1969–1972) were faked and that the twelve Apollo astronauts did not walk on the Moon. Conspiracy theorists (henceforth conspiracists) base their claims on the notion NASA and others knowingly misled the public into believing the landings happened by manufacturing, destroying, or tampering with evidence; including photos, telemetry tapes, transmissions, rock samples, and even some key witnesses.

     

    Conspiracists have managed to sustain public interest in their theories for more than 40 years despite there being much third-party evidence for the landings and detailed rebuttals to the hoax claims.[1] Polls taken in various locations have shown that between 6% and 20% of Americans surveyed believe that the manned landings were faked, rising to 28% in Russia. Even as late as 2001, the major television network Fox broadcast a documentary named Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon? claiming NASA faked the first landing in 1969 to win the Space Race.[2]

     

    Since the late 2000s, high-definition photos taken by the LROC spacecraft of the Apollo landing sites have captured the lander modules and the tracks left by the astronauts.[3][4] In 2012, images were released showing the Apollo flags still standing on the Moon.[5][6]

     

    Wikipedia is great.

    Warning

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    I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a near miss yesterday.

    I walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

     

    I've already got my coat.

    I could have cried

    in 370z General

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    First off, I feel your pain.

     

    Second, the fact that the driver was a woman driving a BMW makes no difference to anything, I've seen just as many awful male drivers in various cars on the roads as anything else.

     

    That's easy for you to say. SHE didn't hurt your baby.

    I could have cried

    in 370z General

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    Involved in an accident Friday where a women drove into the back of my 370z that I've only owned for less than 10 weeks. It took me ages to find her and now she's been damaged by a women driving of all things a BMW.

    insurance sorting out, but I think women should pay more more for insurance than men as they are easily distracted by things on the. Opposite side of the road.

    A police speed camera van.

    I was in heavy traffic at the time but she said she didn't realise I had stopped. She was obviously looking at the police speed trap.

    I've always been told women could multi task.

    " don't make me laugh".

     

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