Rory

From what I heard one of the episodes is the crew going to Corrie to rescue Lister where he's been hiding out. I think this stunning piece of machinery features

 

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I cant believe you didn't go yourself Stoo

Brains of Britain - they walk among us!

 

 

 

 

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

 

Jeremy Paxman:

What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

 

Contestant:

Homosexuals.

 

Jeremy Paxman:

No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you

 

 

 

 

 

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

 

Jamie Theakston:

Where do you think Cambridge University is?

 

Contestant:

Geography isn't my strong point.

 

Jamie Theakston:

There's a clue in the title.

 

Contestant:

 

Leicester

 

 

 

 

BBC NORFOLK

 

Stewart White:

Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

 

Contestant:

I don't know.

 

Stewart White:

I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

 

Contestant:

Arm

 

Stewart White:

Correct And if you're not weak, you're...?

 

Contestant:

Strong.

 

Stewart White:

Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

 

Contestant:

Louis

 

Stewart White:

Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

 

Contestant:

Frank Sinatra?

 

 

 

 

 

 

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)

 

Alex Trelinski:

What is the capital of Italy ?

 

Contestant:

France.

 

Trelinski:

France is another country. Try again.

 

Contestant:

Oh, um, Benidorm.

 

Trelinski:

Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

 

Contestant:

Sorry, I don't know.

 

Trelinski:

Just guess a country then.

 

Contestant:

Paris.

 

 

 

 

 

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

 

Anne Robinson:

Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?

 

Contestant:

The Conservative Party.

 

 

 

 

BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )

 

DJ Mark:

For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

 

Ruth from Rowley Regis:

I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

 

 

 

 

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

 

Bamber Gascoyne:

What was Gandhi's first name?

 

Contestant:

Goosey?

 

 

 

 

GWR FM ( Bristol )

 

Presenter:

What happened in Dallas in November 22 1963?

 

Contestant:

I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

 

 

 

 

 

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER )

 

Phil:

What's 11 squared?

 

Contestant:

I don't know.

 

Phil:

I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

 

Contestant:

Is it five?

 

 

 

 

 

 

RICHARD AND JUDY

 

Richard:

Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

 

Contestant:

Forrest Gump.

 

 

 

 

RICHARD AND JUDY

 

Richard:

On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

 

Contestant:

Er. .. ..

 

Richard:

He makes bread . . .

 

Contestant:

Er . ....

 

Richard:

He makes cakes . . .

 

Contestant:

Kipling Street?

 

 

 

 

LINCS FM PHONE-IN

 

Presenter:

Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

 

Contestant:

Barcelona.

 

Presenter:

I was really after the name of a country.

 

Contestant:

I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

 

 

 

 

 

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

 

Question:

What is the world's largest continent?

 

Contestant:

The Pacific.

 

 

 

 

 

ROCK FM ( PRESTON )

 

Presenter:

Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.

 

Contestant:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

 

 

 

 

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

 

Steve Le Fevre:

What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

 

Contestant:

Magna Carta?

 

 

 

 

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

 

James O'Brien:

How many kings of England have been called Henry?

 

Contestant:

Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )

 

Chris Searle:

In which European country is Mount Etna ?

 

Caller:

Japan.

 

Chris Searle:

I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

 

Caller:

Er ..... Mexico ?

 

 

 

 

 

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )

 

Paul Wappat:

How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and the Israelis?

 

Contestant (long pause):

Fourteen days.

 

 

 

 

 

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)

 

Daryl Denham:

In which country would you spend shekels?

 

Contestant:

Holland?

 

Daryl Denham:

Try the next letter of the alphabet.

 

Contestant:

Iceland? Ireland ?

 

Daryl Denham: (helpfully)

It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

 

Contestant:

No.

 

 

 

 

 

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

 

Phil Wood:

What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

 

Contestant:

Er. ... ..

 

Phil Wood:

It's got two syllables . . . Kor . .

 

Contestant:

Blimey?

 

Phil Wood:

Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . ..

 

Contestant:

( Sile nce)

 

Phil Wood:

OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

 

Contestant:

Walked?

 

 

 

 

THE VAULT

 

Melanie Sykes:

What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

 

Contestant:

Nostalgia.

 

 

 

 

 

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)

 

Presenter:

What religion was Guy Fawkes?

 

Contestant:

Jewish.

 

Presenter:

That's close enough.

 

 

 

 

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

 

Wright:

Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

 

Contestant:

Jesus.

 

Cheers guys, well thats the first mod on the way lol, got myself a stubby arial coming

I remember that day well! Did I tell you that the problem with my car was a weak spring in the boost valve? Couldn't believe it! I'm wanting to turbo this thing as I missturbo bad! But not many people have done it! Willmeet upsometime next week if ur up for it? You'll want a new exhaust after you here mine!

 

Stoo

 

Yeah Ive moved house mate, still in Dunfermline though.

I dont miss the turbo at the mo, I'm enjoying the pull throughout the range.

I'm doing the west highland way next week so could meet up the week after if your around

Waasss happninn neebor! Glad you joined up! Great forum, great bunch o guys!

 

you'll mid it you know it! Anyway I'm in Ireland the noo inst teching it up, must get back to drinkng!

 

Stoo

 

Hey mate hows things? I found a pic our old motors.

 

Yeah ninian was with petrofac unfortunatly

 

R

 

I'm sure my pal Mij, used to work there as an operator, don't know if he's still there though not spoke to him for while.

 

Hi, Just finished on the Ninian south and now how a two year contract for the Elgin/Franklin platform. What do you do?

 

R

 

Was the Ninian petrofac? I'm an instrument tech to trade but I'm working as an operator with Exxon at Mossmorran just now.

Hi guys

 

Hoots mon!

 

R

 

Where in the north sea do you work mate? I worked in the Brents for a while and a few of my mates work offshore?

Just a post to say Hi. Introduced to the forum by a friend. I've had a 350z for about 3 weeks now and love it .

I had a 200sx for 4 years and decided it was time for a change.

I've said I wont mod this one but we'll wait and see

 

heres a pic.