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  1. :byebye:

     

    The time has come for the Zed to go, 11 and a half months and 18,000 miles of fun and sideways action.

     

    A quality car that will be missed and a quality forum to go with it.

     

    My new role requires something with better economy and more space.. A Msport 535 is on its way.

     

    Ithankeyou and goodbye.

     

    :):thumbs:

  2. I always use Tesco 99, you can really feel the diference between that and BP's crappy ultimate. Revs harder and faster. Shell V-Power is the only other fuel will use. As far as economy is concerned I cant get more than 21 mpg out of mine, and I have never put regular unleaded in, so I have no idea what the gain is.

  3. How to Make a Woman Happy

     

     

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy....

    A man only needs to be:

     

     

     

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chief

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a sexologist

    15. a gynaecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined!

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate

    44. compassionate

     

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

     

     

    45. give her compliments regularly

    46. love shopping

    47. be honest

    48. be very rich

    49. not stress her out

    50. not look at other girls

     

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

     

     

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

     

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

     

     

    54. Never to forget:

    * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes

     

     

     

     

     

     

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

     

    1. Show up naked

    2. Bring food and beer

  4. So how much do you get to a tank now?

     

    I average just under 30mpg so that's 500 miles per tank, although I rarely run it as low as I did that time.

    On the 95 it was about 2mpg less. If you calculate that the 97 fuel costs about 4p more per litre it makes the price per mile nearly a penny less. Um, ish. Not scientificly accurate but near enough that i don't bother with the cheap stuff :0

     

     

    How the hell do you average just under 30mpg??? I struggle to get more than 22...!! :scare:

  5. I have done all of the above and i still have six, yes six door dents all on the nearside, I actually saw someone doing it in Tesco's to my car and it very nearly ended up in a fight!!.. the bloke was a complete arse!

     

    I have only had the car 6 months!!

  6. How much can I get for a kidney these days? hmmmm Oh wait I just remembered I only have one left... er... er... Ok the house I can sell that... Oh wait, the reccession er..crap..er... No I am not going to stand on the corner!!!.... er.... Blood yep blood, I will sell it..... Oh wait that will take years of losing a pint a day every day, I would be too weak to push the clutch...... er.... :blink: ...

     

    I WANT/NEED THAT CAR... :bounce:

  7. Sheeeeeet mate bad luck, hope you and the car GWS. :surrender:

     

    The TC on mine is a liability, so inconsistant it has nearly put me into a hedge once or twice by kicking in way after the slide and then making the car unpredictable. :angry: I keep mine switched off most of the time.

  8. I have given up with this game, as much as I like it I have tried to log on several times since the start and it has crashed often. Very fustrating. :rant: I need to spend more time doing other stuff anyway as it was taking up far too much of my time, I have pointed at the island and there they will stay.

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