Liam's Z Posted October 3, 2006 Posted October 3, 2006 Dear Colleague > > There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across > the board as Far as the servers & personal computers go. The goal is > to remove all laptop computers by December 2005 and all desktops > computers by February 2006 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting > around the company. > > Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. > > There are many sound reasons for doing this: > 1. No boot-up problems > 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done. > 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails. > 4. No more worries about power cuts. > 5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled > > Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk: > > Q : My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the > screen. > A: Pick it up and shake it. > > Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? > A: Pick it up and shake it. > > Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? > A: Pick it up and shake it. > > Q: How do I create a New Document window? > A: Pick it up and shake it. > > Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour? > A: Pick it up and shake it. > > Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? > A: Pick it up and shake it. > > Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? > A: Pick it up and shake it. > > Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? > A: Don't shake it. > > Regards > IT Help desk Quote
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