Remember Now,,,, Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus

[Liam's Z]

A WOMAN'S POEM

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen to my song,

One who thinks before he speaks,

; ; One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

 

 

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me

fishing and hunting.

 

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a @*!#.