Liam's Z Posted September 25, 2006 Posted September 25, 2006 > >>>>Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his > >>>>ashes home. > >>>> > >>>>Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio > >>>>table. > >>>> > >>>>Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to > >>>>him.... > >>>> > >>>>"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the > >>>>insurance money!" > >>>> > >>>>She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, > >>>>"Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with > >>>>the insurance money!" > >>>> > >>>>Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the > >>>>ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it > >>>>too, with the insurance money!" > >>>> > >>>>Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, > >>>> "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?" > >>>> > >>>> Here it comes........... Quote
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