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[Liam's Z]

>>> A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner.

>>> During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how

>>> handsome Paul's

>>> flatmate Simon was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship

>>> between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of

>>> the evening while watching the two interact, she

>>> started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than

>>> met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered "I know what

>>> you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates."

>>> About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother

>>> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't

>>> suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just

>>> to be sure" said Paul.

>>> He sat down and wrote: DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE

>>> THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE

>>> FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT

>>> IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PAUL

>>> Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother that read:

>>> DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT

>>> SAYING THAT

>>> YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS

>>> SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY

>>> NOW. LOVE MUM