Dear Abby

[Liam's Z]

LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

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> Dear Abby,

> A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged

> gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two

> women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave

> their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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> Dear Abby,

> What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and

> Violence On my VCR?

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> Dear Abby,

> I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure

> the baby I'm carrying is his.

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> Dear Abby,

> I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the

> pill for two years It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend

> should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to

> discuss money with him.

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> Dear Abby,

> I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when

> confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would

> never happen again.

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> Dear Abby,

> Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was

> raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

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> Dear Abby,

> I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get

> out?

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> Dear Abby,

> My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an

> hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

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> Dear Abby,

> I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank

> until one night he came home sober.

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> (I love this one!!)

> Dear Abby,

> My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through

> mental pause.

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> (My favorite!)

> Dear Abby,

> You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to

> send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and

> he is a doctor. Now what do I do?