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A man has great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another

man asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"Incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a

seat like this for the World Cup Final and not use it?"

"Well, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with, but she

passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together

since we got married."

"I'm sorry to hear that. Couldn't you find someone else, a friend or

relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

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