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Cleaned and polished the Z. What pleasure!!

Relaxed!!

Oh i do like a nice female rump!!

Oh i do like a nice female rump!!...preferably draped over my Zed!!

I was watching golf on telly the other day and I realised that even the top players take two or three swipes at the ball before being able to hit it. I'm not one to complain, but I'm not sure they are completely worth the millions they receive.

I was watching golf on telly the other day and I realised that even the top players take two or three swipes at the ball before being able to hit it.

These SO-CALLED speed humps are a joke. If anything they slow you down.

Cat owners, Save money on expensive cat carriers. Simply tie your pets tail to one of its back legs to make a handy carrying loop

BEAT the credit card companies at their own game. Run up a massive bill on your credit cards and then kill yourself before your statement arrives, thus avoiding repayment.

CINEMA GOERS: Have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by using the toilet before the film starts.