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Any item of clothing with a Ferrari badge on it. It all just looks so amazingly tacky.

 

Superdry clothing. More chav than Burberry ever was.

 

A hat (other than a baseball cap worn purely to keep the sun off my face when out and about). I'd love to get a nice fedora and strut around like a boss, but every one I've ever tried makes me look like a kid who has pinched his Dad's hat for Dressing Up Day at primary school. :(

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Love my skinny jeans and pink tshirts (especially my superdry one)...it's so soft! I would say never wear a dress, but there's bound to be a pic somewhere 😂 ermm...wouldn't catch me wearing a bucket hat (remind me to much of the typical druggy chav at festivals)

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Any item of clothing with a Ferrari badge on it. It all just looks so amazingly tacky.

 

Superdry clothing. More chav than Burberry ever was.

 

A hat (other than a baseball cap worn purely to keep the sun off my face when out and about). I'd love to get a nice fedora and strut around like a boss, but every one I've ever tried makes me look like a kid who has pinched his Dad's hat for Dressing Up Day at primary school. :(

  • Anything North Face, if you're not actually on the North Face of anything.
  • No socks, except with flip flops.
  • Any trouser cut which displays mankle.
  • Belt and shoes which don't match.
  • Top button done up with no tie.

PS - You can't moan about any brand at all being chav, if you're prepared to wear a baseball cap under any circumstances! And this is soooo not about the Ferrari badge on my Oakleys ok?? They were just the best sunnies in my optician goddammit!

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Skinny suits...why oh why? you either look like a matchstick man if your slim, or a fat duffer if you have any meat on your bones, mind you somebody my age in a skinny suit would be rather sad anyway, not that i ever wear a normal one, other than for weddings, funerals or court,.

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Skinny suits...why oh why? you either look like a matchstick man if your slim, or a fat duffer if you have any meat on your bones, mind you somebody my age in a skinny suit would be rather sad anyway, not that i ever wear a normal one, other than for weddings, funerals or court,.

I actually accidentally tried on a "skinny suit" when looking for a suit for my sisters wedding last year, ...I couldn't get the trousers up passed my calves though. :surrender::lol:

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I have a superdry hat and coat, winter attire only. But hey I'm super chavvy as most of my middle age wardrobe comes from primarni :)

Skinny jeans just look stupid IMO plus any trouser with turn ups.

Other than that I couldn't give a monkeys about branded lifestyle fashions or indeed cars.

I'm the polar opposite of my sister who wears all the latest gear drives a dull as f**k Audi and would happily pay 2k plus for Neff appliance and £90 on a t shirt etc.

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An 'I heart Ekona' tshirt

I'm going to send you one now. PM me your address.

 

Or if anyone else has it, PM me Col's address :lol:

 

I am 'pretty sure' no one has my new address, I made the mistake before of handing out my address to Doogyrev who originally landed me with the now infamous 350z 'artwork' off ebay.

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Football shirt.

Skinny jeans.

Tank-top.

Waistcoat.

Baseball cap.

Pin striped suit.

Short sleeved shirt tucked in and/or with a tie.

Ripped jeans.

Country posh person gear, e.g. burgundy chords.

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