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It's an oldie but a goodie. :) Adam and Eve...


Aashenfox

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So it was the morning of the 6th day, and God created Adam.

In the morning Adam was very happy, he was enjoying the Garden of Eden, but by the afternoon, it was clear that he was starting to get bored.

God looked down on Adam and thought to himself; Adam looks lonely. Ah, I know what to do...

 

Hey Adam!

Yes God?

You look lonely and bored, but don't worry, I'm going to create a companion for you.

OK said Adam, what will they be like?

Well, we're going to call her 'woman'. She'll be loving, accepting of your faults, beautiful, graceful, loyal and wise.

Wow, said Adam, she sounds great! Wait a minute...How much is this going to cost me?

God thought for a minute then said "An arm and a leg!"

WTF? Said Adam, you must be joking.

 

What do I get for a rib?

 

:D

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