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CINEMA GOERS: Have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by using the toilet before the film starts.

BEAT the credit card companies at their own game. Run up a massive bill on your credit cards and then kill yourself before your statement arrives, thus avoiding repayment.

Cat owners, Save money on expensive cat carriers. Simply tie your pets tail to one of its back legs to make a handy carrying loop

These SO-CALLED speed humps are a joke. If anything they slow you down.

I was watching golf on telly the other day and I realised that even the top players take two or three swipes at the ball before being able to hit it.

I was watching golf on telly the other day and I realised that even the top players take two or three swipes at the ball before being able to hit it. I'm not one to complain, but I'm not sure they are completely worth the millions they receive.

Oh i do like a nice female rump!!...preferably draped over my Zed!!

Oh i do like a nice female rump!!

Cleaned and polished the Z. What pleasure!!

Relaxed!!